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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:53

What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Can ancient music sound modern?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Have you experimented with bestiality?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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From Russia With Love

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”